Cheap Is NOT A Good Look, “Kooch!”
Matt Kuchar is one of the most popular golfers among his peers on the PGA Tour. And up until a couple of months ago, you could make the argument he…

SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA – FEBRUARY 03: Matt Kuchar looks on from the second tee during the final round of the Waste Management Phoenix Open at TPC Scottsdale on February 03, 2019 in Scottsdale, Arizona. (Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images)
Michael Reaves / Stringer-Getty ImagesMatt Kuchar is one of the most popular golfers among his peers on the PGA Tour. And up until a couple of months ago, you could make the argument he was one of the most well-thought-of players by fans too.
Then, Mexico happened.
In November, "Kooch" competed in the Mayakoba Golf Classic, south of the border. His regular caddy (John Wood) didn't/couldn't make the trip, so Matt employed the services of one, David “El Tucan” Ortiz, a local caddy.
And then he won.
He won $1.3 MILLION (not Pesos, kids, American Dinero).
El Tucan must have thought he won the lottery. You see standard caddy fees on the PGA Tour are: 5-7% for a made cut, 10% for a top 10 finish, and somewhere between 10-15% for a win.
Last time I checked, $130,000 would make some ends meet in Mexico.
Ortiz made $5,000.
Kuchar's argument is the following, "I was very clear and very upfront on Tuesday [of the tournament week]. And he said, ‘OK.’ He had the ability, with bonuses, to make up to $4,000.”
Kuchar said he told Ortiz he would pay him $1,000 if he missed the cut, $2,000 if he made the cut, $3,000 if he had a top-20 and $4,000 if he had a top-10. “The extra $1,000 was, ‘Thank you — it was a great week.’"
It is because of this that Matt has said this week he remains perplexed by Ortiz's hurt feelings-played out in the media-over his perceived lack of compensation
Okay, I get that. And it all sounds good on Tuesday. BUT...on Sunday, after you win $1.3 million? Should it not occur to you that, "WOW, I'm gonna look REALLY cheap here?"
To quote Caddyshack's Carl Spackler (Bill Murray), "Hey Lama...how 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort?"
The longer Kuchar lets this go on, the worse he and his fellow tour players (who already have a reputation as selfish, spoiled rich kids-all grown up) are going to look.
Kuchar tees it up at The Gensis Open at historic Riviera Country Club in Los Angeles this week.




