Man jumped a fence on a runway to try to steal a jet and fly to Hawaii… A Nevada woman broke into a dental office, stole money, and pulled 13 teeth from an unconscious patient… A person shot at Fort Worth officers and landscapers because his grass was too high… Two former Rockland officers were sentenced for beating porcupines to death on several occasions while on duty… An argument over bible verses led to a fist fight, then to a strangulation death… A rookie Scottish police officer feared that she was being pursued by a drone, but the bright light in the sky was actually Jupiter… A woman was arrested for commenting on a police department’s Facebook post about her… A liquor loving Macaque broke into a liquor shop in India and drank a bottle of Kahlua in front of the shop’s owner… A Walmart in Skokie was evacuated when toilet paper caught on fire out of nowhere… A quick thinking NYC mother pulled her child through the window while the child’s kidnapper tried to drive away…